Crap Demotivational Poster
IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Dance breaks YOU!
INSTANT KARMA -
HOLY CRAP - This must absolutely be a sign of the end times ...
APPLE - Selling you inferior technology that makes you cool since 1977.
CRAPPY JOBS - AND YOU THOUGHT YOUR JOB SUCKED...
CRAP - I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up "Wish I Had Life Alert Now"
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim R@per, and... Hey, who's the new guy?
HOLY CRAP! - I have boots just like those!
GORE - THE BEST THERAPY OF ALL -
GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.
MEN CRY - It's likened as to when one craps their pants - both are held in as long as possible. But once it starts it won't stop until finished. And nobody wants to be in the room with either.
LAST RESORT - when all else fails
ANOTHER... - Satisfied Vista User !!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO GO DOWN THERE? - You do know what happens to the guy in the red shirt right?
THINKING OH CRAP OUT LOUD - There are those moments in life when it is blatantly apparent that you are totally screwed
RECYCLING - Scrap the Caddy Clyde ...
YOU DIDN'T NEED A PASSPORT - the last time you came to France? Impossible Well Sir, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach There were no Frenchmen to take it
PAWS - HOLY CRAP! We're screwed.
I bet.. -
DROP THE DUECE - "We're not even going talk about the land mines my cat set in your yard, are we?"
EXISTENCE FOR WHAT? -
North By Northwest -
THE AMAZING -
GENERAL STORES - Never let you buy anything specific
50-50 CHANCE - You crap in your pants before you reach the toilet.
DR. PEPPER -
GOOD MARKETING - It makes even crap sellable
CRAP! - you guys are going to have to jump in the toilet later...
THIS IS MY BOSS - It seems I'm being tasked with an action item.
THE TELEPOD CAFE - "Would you like some digestive enzymes with that?"
JURIES - I wonder who's gonna be on Erik's ??
IRONWORKING - not for the faint of heart
RACETRACK - I think you're on the wrong one.
WRONG PLACE, WRONG TIME - Personified in one picture
OFFICE FURNITURE - If your office furniture is a bunch of crap, come to the poop shop!
TACO BELL - Selling toilet crayons since 1962
CRAPPY PATTY -
Hang in there -
AREA 51 -
moose tracks -
Steven Spielberg's -
APPROVAL QUEUE - The Only Thing To See More Crap On A Daily Basis
Going with the flow -
YOUR BASEMENT POSTERS - take a look back now and then you'll learn something
THE WEEKEND TIMMY -
Where bear -
LION ON THE PROWL -
You can learn a lot from a dummy -
HOLY CRAP - Oh 'scusey Cardinals. That Wing Of the Vatican is SO closed!
MY RACK - It is not the greatest one in the world, but I can call this one my own.
MOTIFAKE MODERATORS - You wouldn't believe how poor their working conditions are.
GROWING OLD -
X-RAY VISION -
QUALITY OVER QUANTITY - Keep Slinging The Crap Eventually The Mods Will Approve It Lock N' Load
BAR FIGHTS - You get to watch all hell breaking loose. The best part, it's free.
CRAPO - Here lies Crapo The WORST clown ever!
ALZHEIMERS - When your parents get their revenge for all the times they had to change your diapers.
CYBERMORGUE - where crappy monitors go to die
Russell Crowe -
CENTER OF GRAVITY -
CRAP - What stuff tends to become.
FLESH WOUNDS - I say jolly old fellow it is merely a scrape.
HIDDEN HAZARD - When you see it ... You know the rest.
TOPSY - TURVY - Obviously a huge problem in Hanoi
BLASPHEMY - Feeding kids that vegetarian hippy crap! Makes ‘em weak and easily lead…
UHH OHHH - CAUGHT WATCHING....
NARUTO - way overrated
R.I.P. - Arlen Specter's Career
RECESSION - IT AFFECTS SANTA CLAUS TO
Holy Sh... -
If I can't play with my toys -
Aw Crap -
Into The Cloud -
Mother's Day, 1978 -
'Tis the story -
Tokyo Sky Tree -
Well hung stockings -
Pandora Music -
New Year -