Over 102967

Crap Demotivational Poster

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Dance breaks YOU!

TAGS: holy crap not another internet meme
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 1:06 pm
If you can't do a "Soviet Russia" poster to this quality, please don't try.
Arnaldo - November 16, 2009, 10:04 am
Perfect reversal
LogicDude - July 20, 2009, 8:44 am
I've tried to get away from overused memes but this one just screamed out "Da!"...
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:15 pm
GTFO! You managed to make an "in soviet russia" poster that kills! LD... what can I say? Excellent!!!
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 10:07 pm
5 Poodler LD
Woody - July 18, 2009, 3:43 pm
Ok.... you got me, why in the hell are you putting this **** on here??


TAGS: reasons for divorce holy crap
Rating: 3.91/5

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BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:21 pm
... I'm not allowed to have play dates at the house anymore.
BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:21 pm
Reminds me of the time I brought the bike in the house. Can't remember why, maybe I was drunk at the time, but it left a spot. My wife made a comment about the mark and my buddy said, "Ya, like every good woman...Bone's bike will leave a spot."...
lechacal - July 26, 2011, 3:47 pm
Bull**** bull**** bull**** bull****. I've heard 3 or 4 different versiosn of this urban legend.
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 7:56 pm
Mustang...I don't have $400,000 for a Cobra. Mama pissed cause she wanted a Caddy STSv that her friend was selling, but I bought this instead. Guess I'll have to find a girl friend now....LMFAO
Airman - July 25, 2011, 6:54 pm
Shelby.. as in Mustang... or as in Cobra?
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 6:38 pm
So I see...We should tale gate! I'll bring the Shelby down I just picked up!
Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:06 pm
fyi Bone.. my Colorado Buffalos play OSU and USC this year in football.. both on probation. won't effect the outcome one bit
Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:05 pm
them bones them bones

HOLY CRAP - This must absolutely be a sign of the end times ...

TAGS: holy crap end times mickey
Rating: 4.22/5

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sockz - January 10, 2013, 1:58 pm
I see no note. Should we take this as pure greed for the bait?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 2:57 pm
Nice! 5L! Almost as funny as how George Carlin wanted Mikey Mouse to bite the proverbial dust.Lol
ughomer - May 13, 2012, 11:18 am
realogic - May 11, 2012, 9:08 pm
I say it's a good start :)

APPLE - Selling you inferior technology that makes you cool since 1977.

TAGS: icrap
Rating: 3.85/5

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BLZ - October 8, 2012, 3:23 am
I just bought a Samsung 5.0 It blows away my Ipod touch. So much faster and easier to use. I'm not a big apple fan


TAGS: crappy jobs suck elephant poop
Rating: 3.94/5

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Airman - June 12, 2014, 3:30 pm
I'll second that
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 12, 2014, 3:09 pm
I'm going to say that it greatly depends on the job. I would rather be doing THAT than working in customer service :-D

CRAP - I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up "Wish I Had Life Alert Now"

TAGS: crap life alert
Rating: 4.23/5

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim R@per, and... Hey, who's the new guy?

TAGS: crap is it time to buy a new calendar already assignment for december 31 the new year
Rating: 3.45/5

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Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am
Death, Grim Reaper and Thanatos
DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:57 pm
My dear friends.
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 8:34 am
Almost seems like "The Tall Men". Something taken out of the Christan Bible. Much like how Lilith was. The Tall Men are said to decide who dies when, where, and how. : / You find them in... "Other" bibles.

HOLY CRAP! - I have boots just like those!

TAGS: boots creepy holy crap spider bug arachnid
Rating: 3/5

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Zed - October 24, 2009, 7:01 pm
Camel spider, while arachnids, aren't true spiders, they're closer related to solifugids and scorpions.
LD0ne - October 24, 2009, 1:38 pm
that is one nasty spider... ugh camel spiders i believe they are called
beesladesh - October 20, 2009, 7:47 pm
Sorry, I meant nice motifake! Spelling error in the last comment.
beesladesh - October 20, 2009, 7:47 pm
Oh my goodness what is that? That looks dangerous lol. Nice motifate! =)
Boomer - October 20, 2009, 4:47 pm
Me too.....


TAGS: anime gore half pwnt blood girl holy crap
Rating: 2.79/5
Pwnedabitch - October 28, 2009, 8:14 pm
yes very wrong
aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 8:11 pm
is it bad if i smile at this?

GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.

MEN CRY - It's likened as to when one craps their pants - both are held in as long as possible. But once it starts it won't stop until finished. And nobody wants to be in the room with either.

TAGS: men cry crap your pants
Rating: 4.67/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - September 28, 2017, 9:38 pm
When men cry it'd for a reason, when women cry it's because their nail broke or because they didn't get the job of General Manager after two weeks of working at the office.
nicholsjoshua15 - September 28, 2017, 9:38 pm
When men cry it'd for a reason, when women cry it's because their nail broke or because they didn't get the job of General Manager after two weeks of working at the office.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 24, 2013, 3:49 pm
Lol! Exactly! It can't be done.
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 8:29 pm
It’s like trying to cut off a pee stream after six beers.
falloutghoul - March 22, 2013, 8:10 pm
And those that stay in the room are either true friends, or completely oblivious.

LAST RESORT - when all else fails

TAGS: crap bar last resort
Rating: 3.45/5

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BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 6:36 pm
I lol'd...nice!

ANOTHER... - Satisfied Vista User !!


TAGS: crap posts suck the life out of everyone
Rating: 4.6/5

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panic8 - October 29, 2010, 6:00 am
Sometimes confusion is useful, it keeps people thinking, distraction is another story.
Neener - October 29, 2010, 1:38 am
I like this and the tags.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO GO DOWN THERE? - You do know what happens to the guy in the red shirt right?

TAGS: crap
Rating: 4.23/5

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THINKING OH CRAP OUT LOUD - There are those moments in life when it is blatantly apparent that you are totally screwed

TAGS: thinking oh crap out loud
Rating: 4.18/5

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Budog - July 1, 2011, 10:30 pm
They fly right over my house inbound to HAFB. They look like they are going so slow that it seems amazing they don't fall out of the sky! They have the most awesome sound...
Airman - June 30, 2011, 11:33 am
now I have. this is great. Big C5
Budog - June 29, 2011, 8:36 pm
I'm waiting for Airman to see this LOL
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 8:03 pm
Good one.

RECYCLING - Scrap the Caddy Clyde ...

TAGS: recycling scrap the caddy clyde
Rating: 3.71/5

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Budog - February 23, 2012, 10:24 am
LOL !!! 8)
tatespa - February 23, 2012, 10:12 am
Right turn Clyde!!!!
maoworks2 - February 23, 2012, 8:14 am
Ya Rawhide's Too Far Back lol .
Budog - February 23, 2012, 3:21 am
LOL, some of the younger crowd probably won't have a clue about your reference...
Airman - February 22, 2012, 4:09 pm
godd*** ape, eating my oreos
maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 3:40 pm
Rolling, Rolling, Rolling !

YOU DIDN'T NEED A PASSPORT - the last time you came to France? Impossible Well Sir, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach There were no Frenchmen to take it

TAGS: mr motifake please scrap the prior with the misspell
Rating: 3.35/5

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Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 10:11 pm
Well, time has changed, old man ! thx anyway

PAWS - HOLY CRAP! We're screwed.

I bet.. -

DROP THE DUECE - "We're not even going talk about the land mines my cat set in your yard, are we?"

TAGS: dogs sign crap funny cats
Rating: 4/5

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Oiler - January 25, 2013, 12:57 pm
LOL...we have a sign that says "This yard reserved for constipated dogs"...but I like this one too.

Coffee -

TAGS: coffee coffee coffee gimme dat coffee and none of that frou frou crap
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - November 16, 2014, 7:49 pm
...and thi5 goes into the Classroom File...God bless whomever boiled that first bean...
MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 2:22 pm
I take mine with 2 cigarettes and just a drop of cream. Come on over...the pot's a brewing and the lighter is in my hand.
spacedog - November 16, 2014, 11:26 am
Amen to that Silver.
mizzdizz - November 16, 2014, 10:22 am
Cup of coffee and a cigarette . . . calms me right down! Better than a valium salt lick! Lol!
Greeny - November 16, 2014, 10:12 am
It's near the top of my wet & warm list
Thedge - November 16, 2014, 9:32 am
Sadly, the placebo effect only.



TAGS: its preachy by dammit they pulled this crap on me too wait here ill go get my bowling trophy
Rating: 3.67/5

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Sean - November 24, 2009, 11:51 am
Glenn Beck, recently: "When we refuse to allow our children to receive a trophy for participation, we are on the road to restoring the meaning of merit in our Republic." Crap ... I'm now a douche. Gonna have to get some of them magic underwears.

North By Northwest -

TAGS: storyline acting movies alfred hitch**** cgi michael bay directs crap and transformers was an asswipe
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - March 2, 2014, 1:57 pm

and 5till one of my favorite movies.
GaryO - March 2, 2014, 1:32 pm



TAGS: crap motifakes need help this is what it is like at home
Rating: 4.95/5

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forseti - October 18, 2010, 7:51 pm
hawa(mleh), yes. ;)
5150monkeylove - October 18, 2010, 7:42 pm
are you referring to the hammy roast poster? paint actually helped out for once
forseti - October 18, 2010, 6:12 pm
love it! but the hawa-version is at least as funny as this one! ;)
Neener - October 18, 2010, 3:51 pm


TAGS: fapalini step right up and win some crap
Rating: 4.57/5

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andyrofl - February 1, 2012, 10:41 pm
Wrong. 7 * 2 = 14 14 + 5 = 19 19 * 50 = 950 950 + 1759 = 2709 2709 - 1994 = 715 I'm 17.
forseti - October 28, 2010, 4:37 pm
You were pretty lonely in your youth, right?!?
msouth - October 28, 2010, 4:12 pm
(2x+5) * 50 100x + 250 250+1760 = 2010, the current year 100x does not affect the last two digits, (unless you allow fractional x's). So, it's 2010 (plus some number of hundreds) minus the year of your birth...= your age (plus some number of hundreds.)
EvilWillRule - October 28, 2010, 9:54 am
ROFL, after this year it'll be wrong. You'll have to add 1 to the 1759 and 1760.
itsambergirl18 - October 26, 2010, 3:46 pm
omagawd 2012 when my bro took it. He picked a random number (I think)though.
Airman - October 26, 2010, 3:27 pm
it was right-on for me too. Math major Zealot?
forseti - October 26, 2010, 3:34 am
Two digits without fapping but Fapalini is still right. Amazing! 5 fingers
Neener - October 25, 2010, 9:02 pm
You actually count each time?
DLM4 - October 25, 2010, 8:55 pm
d***, right on the money.
Zealot - October 25, 2010, 8:02 pm
about a 250%+ error

GENERAL STORES - Never let you buy anything specific

TAGS: crappy zing attempt dec2 dremagnum
Rating: 3.64/5

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Fatt Matt - December 2, 2009, 11:45 am
hehehehe +5
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 11:19 pm
like mine better Derek
Derek - December 1, 2009, 11:07 pm
Privates, sergeants etc shop elsewhere...
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 11:01 pm
Knocked it out of the park!!! 5L
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:58 pm
Those bastards

50-50 CHANCE - You crap in your pants before you reach the toilet.

TAGS: crapper
Rating: 3.06/5

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ICEMAN - January 18, 2010, 8:24 pm
100% chance you use the tub before the toilet.


GOOD MARKETING - It makes even crap sellable

TAGS: marketing crap plushies
Rating: 2.23/5

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Hypercat-Z - July 20, 2009, 8:04 pm
einseiji - July 7, 2009, 4:10 pm
My my where the hell did you find this lovely.... Product.


CRAP! - you guys are going to have to jump in the toilet later...

THIS IS MY BOSS - It seems I'm being tasked with an action item.

TAGS: work boss action item crap
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - January 21, 2010, 11:45 am
Thank you sir. Yeah, my boss comes back to strafe survivors as well...
pieman - January 21, 2010, 10:47 am
Love it. My boss usually circles back. 5 dive bomb stains on your shirt

THE TELEPOD CAFE - "Would you like some digestive enzymes with that?"

TAGS: brundlefly crappy waiter
Rating: 3.5/5

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jibarocampesino - July 27, 2010, 5:20 pm
"After the Flood" Leftover Restaurant

JURIES - I wonder who's gonna be on Erik's ??

IRONWORKING - not for the faint of heart

TAGS: ironworking skyscra**r working
Rating: 3.1/5

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GreyScorpion - May 25, 2010, 9:52 am
103490, last week

RACETRACK - I think you're on the wrong one.

TAGS: oh **** holy crap bike car screwed
Rating: 2.78/5

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phydeaux - January 26, 2010, 12:20 am
Zombie car is HUNRY!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 7:55 pm

Zombie Car, what ya gonna do when he comes for you?

WRONG PLACE, WRONG TIME - Personified in one picture

OFFICE FURNITURE - If your office furniture is a bunch of crap, come to the poop shop!

TACO BELL - Selling toilet crayons since 1962


Hang in there -

TAGS: lions voting sarcasm parody crap
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 8:17 pm
It would appear dawg dear, you're catching 'em and not sharing...tee hee, of course 5 more from me.

Managers -

AREA 51 -

TAGS: area 51 sewer crap stink
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2013, 4:51 pm
Maybe they want us to think it because it's in our best interests to think it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 24, 2013, 4:19 pm
Alright, gimme my oxygen tank; I'm going back down! :-D
Cannabal - December 24, 2013, 3:24 pm

moose tracks -

TAGS: moose tracks ice cream mouse crap
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 7, 2013, 4:54 am
Exactly! Exactly! Why am I the only who thinks this?!? There's people who'll believe the moon landing is fake, but moose crap in your ice cream? Oh, no! I see this flavor, and all I think of is the opening of Northern Exposure. Not good.
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 7:26 pm
Moosepoop on a stick anyone?

Steven Spielberg's -

APPROVAL QUEUE - The Only Thing To See More Crap On A Daily Basis

Going with the flow -

TAGS: corporate ladder crap chute waterslide
Rating: 4.87/5

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MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:13 pm
I 5L hate the ones that plug up the chute!
Airman - March 29, 2014, 12:33 pm
as only a dog would know

YOUR BASEMENT POSTERS - take a look back now and then you'll learn something

TAGS: everyone has crap posters
Rating: 4.7/5

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agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 10:18 pm
LOL! We all need them, we all have them, and we're all driven to drink by them... which is pretty much where they came from.
Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 1:02 pm
Excellent. I love looking at the padding in the basement and running into when im a bit to drunk. 5L



TAGS: modern music crap for brains
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2014, 4:57 am
And true that, about the stuff that does get mass marketed.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2014, 4:31 am
I'll look it up.
Silverheart - April 6, 2014, 7:05 am

Your low opinion of "today's music" leads me to believe that you're not looking hard enough. There's great music being made these days (for example - Devin Townsend Project), but it is the inferior stuff gets mass marketed. /rant
CloudchaserS - April 6, 2014, 5:07 am
The generation previous to ours said the same thing about the music we love

Where bear -

TAGS: polar bear dump crap
Rating: 4.67/5

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fgd051943 - November 4, 2013, 2:50 pm
I'll let you go take a look and check and let me know. Or not.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 4, 2013, 1:56 pm
He's gotta be careful, from the look of it he's staining to much and that leads to hemorrhoids.

8998 -

TAGS: tribute crap moped ride me
Rating: 4.57/5

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autumnspirit - January 1, 2011, 11:59 pm
Deep, very deep poster lol
5150monkeylove - January 1, 2011, 10:44 pm
so long as you see the deeper meaning.
autumnspirit - January 1, 2011, 10:41 pm
So stupid, it's hilarious!


TAGS: lion danger crap privacy
Rating: 4.57/5

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agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 6:54 pm
Just goes to prove that 1 lion is a lurker! 5L!

Exasperation -

You can learn a lot from a dummy -

TAGS: crappy laptop speak from experience
Rating: 4.25/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2013, 2:17 pm
Probably is bad luck. The first laptop I bought, the screen blew out after three days of purchase. Perhaps I'm producing too much static electricity. This never happened on my home planet...
Sho - May 29, 2013, 12:42 pm
Must be bad luck. I have mine for 5 years now. The speakers aren't working any more, but its still ok
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2013, 12:39 pm
If it works for you, and you have the money to replace it ever year or two, that great. I, however, spent everything I saved up for this darn thing, and it keeled over a couple days AFTER the warrantee expired. For me, it just the principle.
Sho - May 29, 2013, 12:10 pm
Haha well I only have a laptop so yeah :P
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2013, 9:13 pm
I know, I should've listened to the wife, but no. I had to be Mr. know-it-all.
Krickit - May 28, 2013, 8:24 pm
I've never understood having a laptop as a home personal computer. Have a friend who has a computer desk with a laptop sitting at it...WHY


TAGS: brainstorm insta post crap vote
Rating: 4.2/5

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Reality Lord - September 18, 2010, 10:19 am

aggy's got it bang on. great pic...flog the crap out of the title caption until it actually makes YOU laugh.
- September 18, 2010, 4:06 am
And then there is our friend Mooooooooooooo. An expert on udder b***er, canola oil, 30 wt, h** wax treatments & liposuction (self applied). He offers classes for a nominal fee.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2010, 3:48 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2010, 3:47 am
You can also learn a lot from ICEMAN....like where the best restaurant dumpsters are and how yo build shelter from cardboard boxes.
ICEMAN - September 18, 2010, 3:37 am
You can learn from Face. Most of the time we have no idea what he is talking aboot. ;)
Claire - September 18, 2010, 3:36 am
I don't think this is too latent.
Faceplant31 - September 18, 2010, 3:34 am
another chunk of advice regarding posters is to stray away from the posters that talk about inside jokes here on motifake or anything that happens on here because alot of the guests or noobies have no idea what you are talking about.
agdaniele - September 18, 2010, 2:32 am
Harbor it... that'll make the great ones.
5150monkeylove - September 18, 2010, 2:30 am
anyways, it felt good to let it out, without going all Timmy on everyone
5150monkeylove - September 18, 2010, 1:42 am
so who's to blame?
5150monkeylove - September 18, 2010, 1:41 am
kingofpain would be a great profile name.
Claire - September 18, 2010, 1:32 am
BE the pain.
agdaniele - September 18, 2010, 1:29 am
Work the pain. Use the pain. Harbor the pain... create with the pain.

obscenities -

TAGS: disrespectful children crappy modern parents
Rating: 4.2/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 20, 2013, 3:19 pm
From 500BC: But when the face of ***tus was seen among the foes, A yell that rent the firmament from all the town arose. On the house-tops was no woman but spat toward him and hissed, No child but screamed out curses, and shook its little first.


HOLY CRAP - Oh 'scusey Cardinals. That Wing Of the Vatican is SO closed!

MY RACK - It is not the greatest one in the world, but I can call this one my own.

TAGS: ribbon bar aka rack to the mods please allow this crappy one to pass
Rating: 3.95/5

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FacelessSailor - April 8, 2010, 5:43 pm
Hasbunmb...your rack is only nicer because the Army likes to decorate their soldiers chest with as many colors of the rainbow as possible...
Bob D. Sailor - February 25, 2010, 8:10 pm
Thanks guys, so far a Chad hasn't got ahold of it yet.
Hasbunmb - February 25, 2010, 1:11 pm
Meh.... mine's nicer =o)
GreyScorpion - February 25, 2010, 10:14 am
nice rack, mind if I examine them closer? 5L

MOTIFAKE MODERATORS - You wouldn't believe how poor their working conditions are.

TAGS: motifake moderators keeping the crap off our screens
Rating: 3.93/5

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boeweizer - February 23, 2010, 4:02 am
it in the secret panel behind the ups
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 18, 2010, 8:10 am
They keep the full ones open, upside down and in the bowl, Where they belong.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 7:58 pm
That's for the empties.
spacedog - February 17, 2010, 7:55 pm
Check the tank.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 7:54 pm
Where's my Guinness fridge?!?!?


TAGS: i dont give a crap
Rating: 3.89/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - March 18, 2010, 11:43 pm
If i can't post hyped up on AMP energy drinx and vodka, I don't want 2 live 2B a 100, I don't live to see the end ofthe week, I don't want to live another hour.
Cubbybear - March 18, 2010, 10:33 pm
Guess which group is happier?
Bob D. Sailor - March 18, 2010, 10:22 pm
5L for I am in the 2nd group.


TAGS: bartimaeus laments crappy super power
Rating: 3.84/5

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Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 4:42 pm
Thanks, Sean. Them's the breaks, I guess.
Sean - September 26, 2009, 4:05 pm
This is clever. And under-rated.

QUALITY OVER QUANTITY - Keep Slinging The Crap Eventually The Mods Will Approve It Lock N' Load

TAGS: quality crap submit
Rating: 3.67/5

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agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 6:43 pm
Good direction... I'm just concerned that the noobs will take this as advice.
rerun - July 25, 2010, 6:06 pm

nice effort. great message
Cubbybear - July 25, 2010, 5:51 pm
Funny...almost there.I like it

BAR FIGHTS - You get to watch all hell breaking loose. The best part, it's free.

TAGS: bar fights idiots beat crap
Rating: 3.67/5

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spacedog - July 20, 2011, 5:44 pm
LOL! An oil painting of a bar fight? Hey you, keep that chair steady. Chuck your face is changing color again.

CRAPO - Here lies Crapo The WORST clown ever!

TAGS: here lies crapo
Rating: 3.56/5

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ALZHEIMERS - When your parents get their revenge for all the times they had to change your diapers.

Bizarre -

TAGS: tom cruise movies hollywood crap 2013
Rating: 3.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 24, 2013, 4:22 pm
Just for everybody's information, I'm NOT a scientologist . . . or a die hard Cruise fan.


TAGS: retrocraptacularftafailure
Rating: 3.48/5

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a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 7:14 pm
They should put this on the terms of use...
Porcelina - July 29, 2009, 5:38 pm
I wish I could give this 20 lions
mattb - July 29, 2009, 5:33 pm
good job, it needed to be said, 5 lions, i hope all of you annoying liberals and conservatives take a good look.
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 8:48 am
thats a 5er
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 10:02 pm
5 jesus-allegory Lions!
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 10:01 pm
Jesus Christ, that's hilarious!
Sean - July 28, 2009, 10:00 pm
Thanks Mooooooooooooooooooo. Just a little somethin' I made up while drunk ... 20 minutes ago.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2009, 9:43 pm
Sean, The King of appropriate tags. 5 Lions.

CYBERMORGUE - where crappy monitors go to die

TAGS: crt monitors are complete crap
Rating: 3.38/5

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Iconoclast - July 31, 2010, 1:29 pm
Why Philadelphia, and not Detroit, or Portland, or Las Vegas. Just curious.
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 1:29 am
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 1:27 am
@Cubby- I made a poster about that a loooong time ago.
Cubbybear - July 31, 2010, 1:18 am
Just wonderin'...where do crappy MotiFakes go to die?

Russell Crowe -


TAGS: oh crap
Rating: 3.19/5

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CRAP - What stuff tends to become.

TAGS: stuff junk crap messy
Rating: 3.17/5

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Derek - April 17, 2010, 4:02 am
I can just imagine a modern burial: "Ashes to ashes and crap to crap"
ICEMAN - April 17, 2010, 2:47 am
Crap. What this poster is. 1

FLESH WOUNDS - I say jolly old fellow it is merely a scrape.

HIDDEN HAZARD - When you see it ... You know the rest.

TAGS: hidden see crap golf hazard
Rating: 3/5

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CloudchaserS - August 15, 2012, 5:29 am
Oh! OK! now I see it! Thanx!
twill1962 - August 14, 2012, 4:51 pm
Look in the splash. You shpuld see two eyes, two pointed ears, a large mouth ... It basically looks like a werewolf.
CloudchaserS - August 14, 2012, 10:45 am
I'm looking, but I don't see what you did there :-P

TOPSY - TURVY - Obviously a huge problem in Hanoi

BLASPHEMY - Feeding kids that vegetarian hippy crap! Makes ‘em weak and easily lead…


TAGS: crap
Rating: 2.06/5

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NARUTO - way overrated

TAGS: naruto sakura gaara anime crap celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 1.97/5

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boooo - May 14, 2009, 10:25 pm
thats why i stopped watchin the show, pretty much all anime, almost all of the running ones are 80% filler
DotDotDot - January 4, 2009, 3:29 am
I held out for a good long time... hoping one day... Just maybe one day they would manage to get back to the original storyline... I feel for those watching it on CN the poor idiots.
The Z-Day - October 1, 2008, 8:05 pm
yeah is way overrated and faggots watch it on cartoon network
Dustin Marthington - August 19, 2008, 9:19 pm
Anime Haters - their flaming vocabulary doesn't extend too far from "sucks" or "not kool"

R.I.P. - Arlen Specter's Career


Holy Sh... -

TAGS: santa clause fire crap ho
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - September 18, 2016, 9:08 am

Ahhh, the 1st Christmas poster of the season

Crocodile -

TAGS: crocodile seat sit crap please
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 7:59 am
On your bum. Chuckle, chuckle.

Self-Confidence -

TAGS: solitude silence truth sundog crap
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 26, 2014, 11:18 am
Sho - November 26, 2014, 1:29 am
ipaprime - November 26, 2014, 12:57 am
And so is everyone else in the world.

Idioms -

If I can't play with my toys -

Aw Crap -

TAGS: crap p*** horror film movie
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Thedge - November 8, 2014, 8:22 pm
Yessir, hindsight. Always 20/20.
JesusWept - November 8, 2014, 1:21 pm
I am. TV evangelism is horror. Thanks for the 5 :))
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 1:14 pm
Jesus! I always thought you were more of the TV 5L Evangelist channel type of guy...tsk tsk.

Blessing -

Into The Cloud -

TAGS: calendar july ninth waltz fart cloud walz oh crap im gonna get the dreaded red frame for this one boooo hoooo
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - July 12, 2017, 3:02 am
The pic is perfect, UP yours

Mother's Day, 1978 -

TAGS: crappy mother s day gifts from children
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 11, 2015, 1:51 am
Hey, its got a Heart on it! I'd love it!! Of course in 1978, my parents would have burned it as music from Satan himself!!! Ohhhh yes! My parents were part of THAT movement! LOL! Luv this! too funny! 5 LOL lions!

'Tis the story -

TAGS: life relaxation crap surprise
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - April 20, 2015, 8:49 pm
Story of my life...

Life -

Tokyo Sky Tree -

TAGS: japan tokyo skyscra**r tower chibsem
Rating: 5/5

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Surnbomb - March 19, 2015, 3:26 pm
Glad U asked. Chibsem resembles a super-enormous snake w/ dragon-like arms & legs, & webbed wings. He's mah giant snake character.
motifayk - October 23, 2014, 7:14 am
A Chibiseme?! or Chibsem?

Well hung stockings -

TAGS: messed with store display bags of ***ks ugh christmas crap already sorry guys
Rating: 4.91/5

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mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:16 am
I've been known to arrange letters too. What's funny is the number of people who DON'T notice! LOL! 5L
JesusWept - November 8, 2015, 9:06 am
HA! Nice one L L L L L

Quality -

Irony -

TAGS: laundry crappy posters flattened bored
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - January 14, 2016, 6:53 pm
Ha! Let's see...something about a limited audience...I can't remember, so yeah...scroll back see for yourself.
Rick69 - January 14, 2016, 3:38 pm
1t's so meta even this acronym...
Greeny - January 13, 2016, 5:54 am
Must be a bouncy sponge cake
Greeny - January 13, 2016, 5:54 am
Takes the cake! 5L
Greeny - January 13, 2016, 5:54 am
Takes the cake! 5L
GaryO - January 13, 2016, 5:51 am

Pandora Music -